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Lulli aur Zubaan Mein Samanta:
1. Dono Mein Haddi Nahi Hoti.
2. Dono Par Kabu Rakhna Mushkil.
3. Dono Se Laar Tapkti Hai!

Six or Sex:

Utha ke Maro to Sis;
Leta ke Maro to Sex.

Bahar Gaya to Six;
Ander Gaya to Sex.

Dono Haath Uper to Six;
Dono Par Uper to Sex.

A girl yawns in front of her boyfriend.
The boyfriend immediately unzips his trousers.
Girlfriend: Haramkhor, Abb Kya Ubbassi Bhi Nahi Lene Dega!

English na aane ka Nuksaan:
Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight?
Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?

Taange Utha Ke Karo, Taange Faila Ke Karo;
Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo, Aagge Peechay Dono Taraf Karo;
Jitna Karoge Utna Halka Mehsoos Hoga...
Oye, I am talking about Yoga!
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Note: Waise Tum Bhi Theek Sochh Rahe Ho!

Latest Gaali for a Bewaafa girlfriend:
Aaj Tu Bhool Hi Chuki Hai Toh Itna Yaad Rakhna, Bhenchod;
Yeh Toh Pyaar Ka Bhram Tha - Warna Itna Chaudta Ke Ghar Tak Bacche Dete Hue Jaati!

Mehnat Itni Khamoshi Se Karo Ke Safalta Shor Machade.
This somehow reminds us of
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Pregnancy and Child Birth!

Alok Nath goes to a medical store to buy condom.
Salesman : Which flavor?
Alok Nath: Haldi Chandon!

Boy: Tum toh meri chaand ho, Jaanu.
Girl: Aur tum mere Edwin Aldrin.
Boy: Iska matlab?
Girl: Chaand par chadhne wala doosra aadmi!

Law Teacher: So what have you learned from this lesson?
Student: Good... Lawda Lasoon.
Teacher: What?
Student: Good Law's lesson!

Problems of mobile texting:
Girl: Main kaunsi university main admission lu?
Boy: MU main le.
The boy meant Mumbai University.
Result: The girl has stopped talking to the boy!

Aadmi ko Zindgi mein sirf 2 cheezein achhi milni chahiye: Khuraak
aur
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Suraakh!

2014 is a sexy year:
Ek-ek ko choda - 1/1/14
Ek saath choda - 1/7/14
Sath mein choda - 7 May 14
Do bara choda - 2/12/14
Have an enjoyable new year!

After 35 years of marriage, 69 means
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ek doosre ke pair dabana!

While buying her girlfriend her new address.
Pappu: Choose...
Girlfriend: Are you sick....yahan Mall me?....sabke samne... you pervert.
Pappu: What? Kameeni, choose the dress!

The girls are crazy for 4 things:
1. Make-up
2. Mobile
3. Shopping
4. Look below
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Abey Ghochu, Apne Niche Dekh!

What's the difference between a 'Boot' and 'Choot'?
Boot accepts only one size, whereas a Choot accepts all sizes!

Yeh Kaali-Kaali Ankhe, Yeh Gore-Gore Gaal;
Yeh Kaali-Kaali Ankhe, Yeh Gore-Gore Gaal;
Aur Sunao Kaise Ho, Jhaant Ke Baal?

Jab Bhi Tujhe Zakhm Laga;
Kapde Maine Utaar Diye;
Aur Tere Jism Se Lipat Gayi!
Yahi Mera Kaam Hai; Band-Aid Mera Naam Hai! Aur
Aapki Soch Ko Salam Hai

It's not that "Sabbra Ka Fal Meetha Hota Hai"!
But its real meaning is that
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'Sab' 'Bra' ka 'Fal' meetha hota hai!

Teacher: So what have you learned from this lesson?
Pappu: Nothing. Just Lauda Lasoon.
Teacher: What?
Pappu: I mean I loved the lesson!

Aam aadmi just needs Daal Roti, Vagera Vagera
Asaran needs need Daal Roti, Viagra Viagra!

World's most romantic line ever said by a girl to her boyfriend:
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Achha Baba... Karlo!